Things I've learned this break:

I'm not that excited about working and that whole real world thing.
My dad is so funny.
I have his humor.
Few things are better than family and grandma rolls.
The key to not gaining 100 lbs over break is to catch a cold.
I don't have a clue what I'll be doing come May. I feel okay about that, much to other people's dismay.
Change and I don't quite get along; we're working on it.
Sometimes, less is more.
Andrew the piano man (youtube 'em) gets weirder every lesson I watch.

That is all.